Terms of Service

Effective Date: 4/29/25

1. Welcome to the Revolution

You're here because you've got something to say. We're here to help you say it... clearly, legally, and with postage.

By using Angry Letters, you're agreeing to these Terms. They're not super complicated, but you should read them anyway.

2. What You're Responsible For

We print and mail the words you submit. They're your words.

You agree that your Letter:

• Won't include illegal threats, harassment, hate speech, or defamatory lies.
• Will be something your grandma wouldn't be ashamed to see - tough, but fair.

If you submit something that breaks the rules or the law, and we notice it, we won't send it. Simple as that.

3. What We're Responsible For

We'll take your Letter, print it, put a real stamp on it, and send it via USPS. After it leaves our hands, we can't promise when or how fast it arrives... that's between USPS and the universe.

We're not mind-readers or private investigators. We're not liable if:

• You send a Letter to the wrong address,
• It doesn't get the reaction you want,
• Or the recipient frames it in their office and laughs at you every day.

4. Our Guarantee to Send

We guarantee that every paid Angry Letter is printed, addressed, stamped, and placed into the U.S. mail within 2–3 business days of purchase.

Once it leaves our hands and enters the postal system, we can't control delays, rerouting, or delivery failures — but we'll do our part to make sure your rage gets postage and your message gets moving.

If we fail to mail your letter due to an internal error (printing failure, file corruption, fire caused by extreme anger), we'll either resend it or issue a full refund — your choice.

We're not responsible for incorrect addresses provided by users or letters rejected by the recipient (but if you need help finding the best address, we've got AI for that).

5. Payments and Refunds

You pay at the time you order.

We're a low-cost, high-conviction operation. Once you hit "Send My Letter," our printers fire up, the ink flows, and the envelope gets stuffed by hand (yes, really).

So we don't offer refunds unless something truly messed up happens, like:

• You paid but your letter never got printed.
• You were charged twice (ouch).
• A raccoon stole our mailbox and ate your letter. (We're working on that one.)

We don't give refunds just because:

• You changed your mind.
• You're not sure the letter was delivered.
• You were hoping they'd write back and say sorry (they won't).

But we will re-send your letter once for free if it seems like something went wrong. Just email us at support@angryletters.us and say: "Hey, I think my anger got lost in the mail."

We'll look into it and do our best to make it right. Because we may be mad, but we're not monsters.

6. Campaign Creator Program

Some people write letters.
Some people organize revolutions.

If you participate in the Campaign Creator Program, the following additional terms apply.

6.1 Invitation, Approval, and Access

Campaign creators are approved by Angry Letters at our discretion.
Approval is not automatic, not guaranteed, and not permanent.

We may approve, reject, suspend, or remove any creator or campaign at any time, with or without explanation, if we believe it's necessary to protect:

• the Angry Letters brand,
• our community,
• our legal obligations,
• or our ability to keep mailing rage responsibly.

Approval as a creator does not guarantee approval of any campaign.

6.2 Campaign Review and Editorial Control

All campaigns are subject to manual review before going live.

Even after approval, we reserve the right to:

• edit, pause, limit, hide, or remove a campaign,
• restrict visibility or distribution,
• or shut it down entirely if circumstances change.

This isn't censorship. It's how we keep the lights on and the lawyers calm.

6.3 Payouts Are Not Wages

Campaign creators are not employees, contractors, partners, or agents of Angry Letters.

Any earnings from campaigns are revenue participation, not wages or salary.
There is:

• no guaranteed income,
• no minimum payout,
• no benefits,
• no expectation of future earnings.

Creators are responsible for their own taxes.
We don't give tax advice (and we definitely don't file your taxes for you).

6.4 Payout Structure and Limits

If your campaign is approved, it may earn a percentage of each paid letter — within limits.

Every campaign may include one or more of the following:

• a payout time window,
• a maximum number of eligible letters,
• a maximum total payout amount.

Once any limit is reached, creator payouts stop even if the campaign continues to receive letters.

Our internal records are the final authority for determining:

• letter counts,
• payout eligibility,
• and payout amounts.

Math debates will not be entertained.

6.5 Payment Timing, Holds, and Adjustments

Creator payouts are not instant.

We apply a holding period to account for refunds, chargebacks, and postal weirdness.
If a letter is refunded, disputed, or reversed, the associated creator payout may be reduced, delayed, or reversed as well.

We may also temporarily freeze payouts during investigations or disputes.
This is not personal.It's how payment systems survive.

6.6 Nonprofit and Cause Contributions

Some campaigns allow a portion of proceeds to be directed to a nonprofit or cause.

A few important clarifications:

• Angry Letters is not a charity.
• We do not guarantee tax deductibility.
• We do not control, audit, or endorse third-party organizations.
• Contributions are best-effort allocations, not legally binding donations.

If laws, payment processors, or common sense require us to withhold or redirect funds, we will.

6.7 Creator Conduct and Brand Protection

Campaign creators may not:

• misrepresent Angry Letters' endorsement,
• make false claims about outcomes or donations,
• use our branding outside approved assets,
• or encourage illegal, threatening, or harassing behavior.

If a creator or campaign damages the platform, the brand, or the mission we reserve the right to shut it down.

Rage is welcome. Chaos is not.

6.8 Termination

We may terminate creator access or campaigns at any time.

Termination does not obligate us to pay future or unearned amounts.
Only eligible, matured payouts accrued before termination may be paid.

Sections covering liability, payments, intellectual property, and indemnification survive termination... because lawyers.

6.9 Indemnification

If your campaign causes legal trouble, that trouble is yours.

You agree to defend and indemnify Angry Letters from claims arising out of:

• your campaign content,
• your promotion of the campaign,
• or your conduct as a creator.

We'll keep printing letters. You handle the mess.

7. Intellectual Property

Your words are yours. But by submitting a Letter, you give us permission to print, mail, and (if necessary) show it to a judge if things ever go sideways.

All Angry Letters branding, site content, and general badassery belongs to us.

8. Legal Stuff (a.k.a. Covering Our Butts)

We're not responsible for how people react to your Letter. We're not your therapist, your lawyer, or your emotional support dog.

Maximum liability? If something terrible happens because of your Letter (unlikely, but hey, lawyers make us say this), you agree our maximum responsibility is whatever you paid us. Nothing more.

9. Updates

We might tweak these Terms sometimes to keep things fresh and legal. We'll post updates on our site. If you keep using the service, that means you're cool with it.

10. Questions?

Send us a friendly (or angry, we can take it) email at: support@angryletters.us