⚠ Warning: May cause recipients to actually respond. Private sending. Controlled replies. Results may vary. Side effects include: satisfaction, closure, occasional policy changes, improved sleep quality, reduced passive-aggressive texting, sudden urge to hold institutions accountable, decreased tolerance for bureaucratic nonsense, and mild feelings of civic empowerment. Ask your therapist if Angry Letters is right for you. Not FDA approved. Not a substitute for actual legal action or legitimate medical advice. Void where catharsis is prohibited. Do not operate heavy machinery while composing letters. If rage persists for more than 4 hours, consider joining a campaign. Individual results not typical. May contain traces of justified indignation. Keep out of reach of passive people.

Why mail? Because emails get ignored. Texts get ghosted. Phone calls go to voicemail. But real paper? That lands on a desk. That gets opened. That sits there, demanding attention, until someone deals with it. Physical mail is accountability you can hold.